History of Snappleland

At the time of the Elemental Renaissance, the remaining noble warriors left the barren Peach vineyards in search of a better life. They were cold, hungry and devoid of hope for the future.
After wandering for many years, they stumbled upon a true utopia! The land they came upon was full of Tea-rannasaurus Rexes roaming the lush prairies and wild Snapple Apples growing throughout the valleys.

They knew they found their new home...

The leader of this group of ancient Settlers was Snapple The Bold. He founded the current capital of Norwalk and had a great vision for how future citizens would be. He would routinely sit around the campfires with his followers and would spout off amazing, worldly fun facts to help expand their knowledge. He also lectured about the importance of balancing a strong monetary system with a faith-based value system. He found natural springs full of the great tasting liquids. Snapple The Bold wanted to share this natural luxury with his people, so he bottled this natural nectar of deliciousness, sold it for an amazing profit, and made it our national drink. His fierceness and devotion protected the first settlers by developing weapons to ward off attacks from barbarians, while encouraging everyone to take off every Sunday to celebrate God. After Single-handedly fighting off an army of 10,000 barbarians' singe-handedly, Snapple the Bold died from dehydration while defending his citizens.

In honor of his great sacrifice, the settlers named this great land in honor of our first hero! Thus, The Holy Empire of Snappleland was born....