Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Oceanic Union
Population | 11.803 billion |
Capital | Montagne Vallée |
Leader | Emperor John VII |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Goat |
The Holy Empire of Sneyland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor John VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.803 billion Sneylandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montagne Vallée. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sneylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,480 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Every workday begins with group therapy, there's never enough space in space, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneyland's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Sneyland is ranked 11,187th in the world and 1st in Oceanic Union for Most Cultured, scoring 113 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sneyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Sneyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Sneyland approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Sneyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in Sneyland, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Sneyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Sneyland, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Sneyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Sneyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Following new legislation in Sneyland, there's never enough space in space.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Cheems Doge.