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The Drunk Tim's Spelling of Snhau

“Snsuah?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Artificial Solar System

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Snhau

Population9.255 billion

Currencysnuggle
Animalsnsugll

The Drunk Tim's Spelling of Snhau is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.255 billion Snhauans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Snhauan economy, worth 413 trillion snuggles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,683 snuggles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 180,702 per year while the poor average 7,367, a ratio of 24.5 to 1.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Snhau's national animal is the snsugll, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Snhau is ranked 141,471st in the world and 1,820th in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 200.22294824612 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,418thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,744thMost Armed: 8,529thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,379th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 146th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 224th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionMost Devout: 414th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 418th in the region

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