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The Holy Empire of Snoodum

“All hail God-Emperor Snudgskooge” God-Emperor Snudgskooge

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus

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Snoodum

Population10.181 billion

CapitalSnudgskooge's palace
LeaderGod-Emperor Snudgskooge
FaithSnoodism

CurrencyFleb
AnimalHorned Mukaboo

The Holy Empire of Snoodum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God-Emperor Snudgskooge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.181 billion Snoodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snudgskooge's palace. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Snoodian economy, worth a remarkable 4,262 trillion Flebs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 418,698 Flebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, Snoodians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration, and the SBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snoodum's national animal is the Horned Mukaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snoodism.

Snoodum is ranked 609th in the world and 25th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 418,698.29 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 76thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 154thHighest Poor Incomes: 212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214thLargest Black Market: 254thMost Advanced Public Education: 277thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 480thHighest Average Incomes: 609thLowest Crime Rates: 618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 722ndLargest Governments: 752ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,157thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,476thTop
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Best Weather: 2,065thMost Influential: 2,130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,320thHighest Economic Output: 2,356thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,484thSmartest Citizens: 2,597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,056thHealthiest Citizens: 3,472ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,469thNudest: 5,170thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,529thMost Cultured: 6,741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,169thMost Secular: 9,472ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,109thMost Developed: 12,233rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionNudest: 220th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 363rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 371st in the regionMost Cultured: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Secular: 501st in the regionMost Developed: 707th in the regionMost Extreme: 761st in the region

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