“All hail God-Emperor Snudgskooge” God-Emperor Snudgskooge
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Squire
The Holy Empire of Snoodum is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor Snudgskooge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.4 billion Snoodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snudgskooge's palace. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Snoodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,637 trillion Flebs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 314,010 Flebs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, the government spends millions of Flebs every year prosecuting spammers, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snoodum's national animal is the Horned Mukaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snoodism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, the government spends millions of Flebs every year prosecuting spammers.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Snoodians.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing God-Emperor Snudgskooge to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Snoodum, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Snoodum was endorsed by The Community of Shangri-La Valley.
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