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The Free Land of Snowflakeistan

“Vsye kapitalisti dolzhnyy umeret'”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Krantikari Sangh

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Snowflakeistan

Population3.363 billion

Currencyhammer-and-sickle
Animalred panda

The Free Land of Snowflakeistan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.363 billion Snowflakeistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Snowflakeistanian economy, worth 573 trillion hammer-and-sickles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,402 hammer-and-sickles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, artists are pillars of society, and they say that Snowflakeistanis made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown. Snowflakeistan's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snowflakeistan is ranked 144,133rd in the world and 1st in Krantikari Sangh for Most Pro-Market, scoring -71 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 829thNicest Citizens: 899thMost Inclusive: 972ndLargest Welfare Programs: 999thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,079thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,137thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,458thMost Pacifist: 1,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,591stHighest Drug Use: 1,642ndTop
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,930thBest Weather: 1,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,030thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,141stMost Developed: 2,154thLargest Governments: 3,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,057thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,316thSmartest Citizens: 3,556thMost Cultured: 3,580thHealthiest Citizens: 4,249thSafest: 4,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,219thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,323rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,797thNudest: 6,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,491stMost Secular: 7,685thLowest Crime Rates: 7,862ndTop
10%
Most Politically Free: 8,940thHighest Average Incomes: 9,000thMost Efficient Economies: 9,530thRudest Citizens: 13,070thMost Income Equality: 16,664th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Snowflakeistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Snowflakeistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Snowflakeistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowflakeistan, they say that Snowflakeistanis made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowflakeistan, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Snowflakeistan, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Snowflakeistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Snowflakeistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Snowflakeistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Snowflakeistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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