The Libertarian Republic of Social Democrats is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bernstein with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.409 billion Social Democrats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Social Democratsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion DogeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,248 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime is totally unknown. Social Democrats's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Social Democrats is ranked 3,655^th in the world and 83^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.55 law-abiding acts per hour.