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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States

“No, You Cannot Eat!” Kokichi Oma

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The East Pacific

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Socialist Communist States

Population15.354 billion

CapitalOmagrad
LeaderKokichi Oma
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyWorker
AnimalWorkers

The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.354 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 7,778 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 506,592 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,670,400 per year while the poor average 5,515, a ratio of 846 to 1.

The blood on the hands of Kokichi Oma may not be metaphorical, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Omagrad as a backdrop, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 17,298th in the world and 263rd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,987.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 63rdLargest Retail Industry: 128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 217thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 231stLargest Gambling Industry: 236thMost Corrupt Governments: 264thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 316thMost Avoided: 390thHighest Average Incomes: 432ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 453rdLargest Insurance Industry: 457thFattest Citizens: 472ndMost Efficient Economies: 505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 715thMost Subsidized Industry: 744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 814thLargest Black Market: 933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,072ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,411thLargest Mining Sector: 1,433rdHighest Economic Output: 1,513thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,594thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,849thMost Armed: 1,945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,304thRudest Citizens: 2,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,664thLargest Governments: 2,843rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,400thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,533rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,539thMost Patriotic: 8,167thMost Conservative: 10,362ndSmartest Citizens: 11,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,095thMost Influential: 14,134thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,298thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,069thMost Stationary: 22,530thMost Pro-Market: 24,556thMost Extreme: 24,958thLargest Populations: 26,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,259th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 113th in the regionMost Extreme: 119th in the regionMost Patriotic: 151st in the regionLargest Populations: 189th in the regionMost Conservative: 250th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 263rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 290th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Stationary: 361st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 430th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 444th in the region

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