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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States

“No, You Cannot Eat!” Kokichi Oma

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The East Pacific

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Socialist Communist States

Population15.36 billion

CapitalOmagrad
LeaderKokichi Oma
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyWorker
AnimalWorkers

The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.36 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 7,781 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 506,592 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,670,400 per year while the poor average 5,515, a ratio of 846 to 1.

The blood on the hands of Kokichi Oma may not be metaphorical, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Omagrad as a backdrop, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 291,111th in the world and 5,124th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 63rdLargest Retail Industry: 128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 231stLargest Gambling Industry: 236thMost Corrupt Governments: 264thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 316thMost Avoided: 390thHighest Average Incomes: 432ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 452ndLargest Insurance Industry: 457thFattest Citizens: 472ndMost Efficient Economies: 506thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 661stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 715thMost Subsidized Industry: 744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 814thLargest Black Market: 933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,073rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,412thLargest Mining Sector: 1,435thHighest Economic Output: 1,513thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,593rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,849thMost Armed: 1,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,304thRudest Citizens: 2,367thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,665thLargest Governments: 2,844thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,402ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,534thHighest Crime Rates: 3,546thMost Patriotic: 8,175thMost Conservative: 10,394thSmartest Citizens: 11,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,104thMost Influential: 14,137thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,339thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,111thMost Stationary: 22,530thMost Pro-Market: 24,567thMost Extreme: 24,966thLargest Populations: 26,029thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,281st
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 113th in the regionMost Extreme: 119th in the regionMost Patriotic: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionMost Conservative: 250th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 291st in the regionMost Stationary: 361st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 456th in the region

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