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The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire

“Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.882 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.882 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 450 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,369 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 209,078th in the world and 8,373rd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 17.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 763rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,065thMost Influential: 1,227thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,045thMost Armed: 5,240thBest Weather: 7,076thMost Devout: 10,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,537thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,557thHealthiest Citizens: 12,943rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,337thLargest Black Market: 15,144thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,465thLowest Crime Rates: 16,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,354thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,391stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,652ndMost Stationary: 21,141stMost Cultured: 21,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,461st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 118th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionBest Weather: 217th in the regionMost Devout: 292nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350th in the regionLargest Black Market: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 380th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 392nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 416th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 430th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 455th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 481st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 524th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 546th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 567th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 573rd in the regionLargest Populations: 585th in the regionMost Cultured: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 639th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 687th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 722nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 734th in the regionMost Inclusive: 784th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 882nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 888th in the region

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