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The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire

“Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.412 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.412 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 405 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,869 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 492nd in the world and 29th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 17,928.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 492ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 836thMost Influential: 1,146thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,585thMost Armed: 4,844thBest Weather: 8,113thMost Devout: 9,514thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,913thHealthiest Citizens: 12,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,426thLargest Black Market: 13,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,812thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,058thLowest Crime Rates: 16,351stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,190thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,384th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 105th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 237th in the regionMost Devout: 270th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 323rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 357th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 365th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 370th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionMost Stationary: 401st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 454th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 463rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 465th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 509th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 559th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 571st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 599th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 628th in the regionLargest Populations: 633rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 720th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 747th in the regionMost Inclusive: 770th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 880th in the regionMost Developed: 894th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 207 » Wiranath, Tshana, CopyCato, H-Zhena, Kangarawa, Am Echad, Elejamie, ReeK, Wizardonia, Unger under over, United China Nation, Dragonia, A Slanted Black Stripe, New Birblands, Lanagon, Arcanama, Axdel, Trimmania, Brotherland, Squid Ruinosa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Adavan, Federated States of Zootron, Riveraland, Republic of Berzerkistan, Bai Lung, Freedom Fascists, The Romanum Legio, Lyontisia, Arkantis, VW53Aland, New Leganes, Kaigi, Galve, The Empire of Rijelv, Biggstonia, Urimel, Dreamersistan, Bytes, Hizuru, Kriov, Davinhia, Harro Waarudho, Goodnamesarerare, Qui sequuntur somnia, Drunken Seal Islands, Kagorg Bra Corna, Headpat Central, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Propwash, and 157 others.Mastariere, Adolanta, Kucia, Endertopias, Southern Yugoslavia, Peatiktist, Taurora, Roliganistan, Kelsyth, AngusEssa, Slys Paws, Dark Edgyness, Bullpups, Aeljae, Joundia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Kublam, Akorial, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Kyrtizhan, Wanabe, Impia Aghte, British Calradia, Wolemoer, The Almighty Country, Bakaworld, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Aihon, Eagas, Norgsveldet, Pakitsk, Our Gods, Ridann, Osterreich und Ungarn, Neruch, Sericena, Chols Worithopia, Swiftwhiskers, Mer Dieu, Enlil, The island of Kiria, New Terabithia, Kampf Empire, Indrapore, Talitoa, CheeseBurrito, The United Asian Republics, Kilkire, Slonful, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Wersh, Stellar Colonies, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Brethren, Proslan, Chria Deau, Euricanis, ArenaC, The New Wisconsin Empire, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, The Death Syndicate, Firenation91, Seri Tai Republic, Chubaka, Monezambique, Kalaratri, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Kario and Nix, Liberstankonia, Abtracnt, Rakshuland, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Matdor, Styklelilere, Stanisiti, Blobbo, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Adioration, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, The Militarius Imperium, Kyrloth, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La Isla Nueva, Rainbow Vests, Modra, Bharatewa, Morrowine, Monix, The Three States of Fortuna, Interdimensional Waifus, Habsburg-Lorriane, Warren democracy, Janoobi Jazair, Acronis, The State of McDonalds, Zukchiva, East Malaysia, Teskyla, Republic of New India, Fellon, Under Sea Desert, Sycona, Trulu, Bermadia, Tretrid, Schrebia, Greater New Cassandra, Lingu, Bzux, Raunch, Rohanland, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Virgoliaendorses, Lanwa, BuciLand, Staynes, United Dirtpile, Peoples Republic of GG, Arilokina, The Earth Systems Alliance, Airrajul, Azureano, The Eternal Land of Jong, Jakubonia, Khadah, Eudinity, Woodsind, Aivintis, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Quartzland, Sokala, Technocratic Tagalog, Oofery, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Tseriesiscoming, Sovietsoyuz, TM-Jesselton, Flench, Distro-Spartica, EnderShnovia, Filipopol, Quail Empire, A mean old man, Arkalarius, The Atlae Isles, and EastSerusan.

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