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The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire

“Auf die Götter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific


Socialist Holy American Empire

Population2.699 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI
FaithNorse Christianity

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.699 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 240 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,091 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, religious education is a new government priority, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Norse Christianity.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 134,974th in the world and 5,335th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 451stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 643rdMost Influential: 703rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,585thTop
Most Devout: 8,339thBest Weather: 8,432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,458thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,250thHealthiest Citizens: 13,470thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,745th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionMost Devout: 210th in the regionBest Weather: 239th in the regionLargest Black Market: 253rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 364th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 422nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 453rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 513th in the regionMost Armed: 533rd in the regionMost Stationary: 541st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 543rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 559th in the regionMost Inclusive: 579th in the regionMost Cultured: 581st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 582nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 601st in the region

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