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The Oppressed Peoples of Socialist Republic of Loliconia

“Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The Commonwealth of Incels

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Socialist Republic of Loliconia

Population96 million

Currencypantsu
Animalcat

The Oppressed Peoples of Socialist Republic of Loliconia is a large, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 96 million socialist lolicons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong socialist lolicon economy, worth 5.24 trillion pantsus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,619 pantsus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, the children of Socialist Republic of Loliconia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Loliconia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Republic of Loliconia is ranked 36,171st in the world and 3rd in The Commonwealth of Incels for Most Pacifist, with 107.49 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,788thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,258thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,892nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, the children of Socialist Republic of Loliconia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, all the playground's a stage for socialist lolicon schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Socialist Republic of Loliconia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Loliconia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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