The 15 республик of Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Pavel Ivanovich Batov with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 2.665 billion Soviets enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 887 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,918 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Eurasian brown bear is a protected species, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Soviet Union's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🚫 No religion.

Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is ranked 60,876^th in the world and 10^th in Land of Europa for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,270.86 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.