The Federal Republic of Socialist State Fayria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rimarij Vożajku with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 1.322 billion Faürians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fayyrfo. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Faürian economy, worth 136 trillion Farians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,427 Farians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Rimarij Vożajku, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist State Fayria's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist State Fayria is ranked 88,407^th in the world and 1,439^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 20.54 flags saluted per person per day.