The United Kingdom of Socialist test 167 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.634 billion Socialist test 167ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 167ian economy, worth 862 trillion Latinums a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,160 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the government has granted that two plus two makes four, and Socialist Test 167ian politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 167's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 167 is ranked 22,665^th in the world and 1,624^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.63 law-abiding acts per hour.