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The Republic of Socialist test 53

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Socialist test 53

Population5.51 billion

Currencydenier
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Socialist test 53 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.51 billion Socialist test 53ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 53ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,839 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 53's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 53 is ranked 111,374th in the world and 1,494th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.67912653188 days.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,796thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,377thMost Patriotic: 3,614thLargest Black Market: 4,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,908thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,300thLargest Mining Sector: 6,911thLowest Crime Rates: 7,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,027thHighest Average Incomes: 8,507thMost Devout: 8,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,621stLargest Governments: 9,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,463rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,203rdTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 15,949thMost Conservative: 17,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,256thMost Authoritarian: 23,782ndHighest Economic Output: 24,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,035thBest Weather: 26,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,728th
Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 101st in the regionTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 182nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 339th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 347th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 352nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 358th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 390th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 457th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 472nd in the regionLargest Governments: 472nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 490th in the regionMost Devout: 499th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 539th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 566th in the regionMost Conservative: 662nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 668th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 700th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 948th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 950th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,015th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.

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