Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Osiris
Population | 5.51 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | giraffe |
The Republic of Socialist test 53 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.51 billion Socialist test 53ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 53ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,839 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 53's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Socialist test 53 is ranked 111,374th in the world and 1,494th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.67912653188 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist test 53, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.