The Republic of Socialist test 79 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.594 billion Socialist test 79ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 79ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,633 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

A few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 79's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Socialist test 79 is ranked 17,639^th in the world and 1,136^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.72 law-abiding acts per hour.