The Republic of Socialist test 80 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.561 billion Socialist test 80ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 80ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion rupees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 194,467 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 80's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Socialist test 80 is ranked 29,324^th in the world and 1,961^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.13 law-abiding acts per hour.