Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: The Red Sea
Population | 19.008 billion |
Capital | Mekelle |
Leader | The Communist Party of Tigray |
Currency | birr |
Animal | caracal |
The People's Republic of Socialist Tigray is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Communist Party of Tigray with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.008 billion Tigrayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mekelle. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Tigrayan economy, worth a remarkable 5,610 trillion birrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 295,170 birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, interest in globalism never flags, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime is totally unknown. Socialist Tigray's national animal is the caracal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Socialist Tigray is ranked 85,974th in the world and 2nd in The Red Sea for Most Stationary, with 540.97227877752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Communist Party of Tigray.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Tigray, visiting the best Tigrayan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.