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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

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Socialist Xlyvania

Population26.956 billion

CapitalExelica Pavilion
LeaderEmperor Jixam
FaithNeutrality

CurrencyAurum Sterling
AnimalEmerald Viper

The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.956 billion Xlyvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,317 trillion Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 419,855 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Xlyvanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 36th in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Beautiful Environments, with 12,828.35 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Developed: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11thLowest Crime Rates: 26thBest Weather: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 36thSmartest Citizens: 42ndMost Advanced Public Education: 65thHighest Food Quality: 68thMost Pacifist: 70thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 99thMost Efficient Economies: 118thMost Cultured: 120thLargest Governments: 128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 197thHighest Poor Incomes: 205thSafest: 216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 285thMost Secular: 293rdNicest Citizens: 327thMost Subsidized Industry: 333rdMost Inclusive: 401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 403rdHighest Economic Output: 428thMost Compassionate Citizens: 502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 626thHighest Average Incomes: 719thMost Influential: 784thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,366thMost Patriotic: 1,713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,356thMost Stationary: 2,519thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,805thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,726thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,733rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,177thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,692nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Environmental Protections act".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Xlyvanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, there's a bright dawn ahead for Socialist Xlyvania.

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