The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Edward Korbyn with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.94 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,531 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence, and the government pours millions of Pound Sterlings into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxist Yodlism.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 302,423^rd in the world and 293^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,700.76 Standard Monetary Units.