The Federated States of Sojenre is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leonard Bello with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.037 billion Sojenris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bjornby. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sojenri economy, worth 723 trillion Krepets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,229 Krepets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leonard Bello is a silly poophead, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sojenre's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sojenre is ranked 9,026^th in the world and 473^rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.53 percentage of bribes refused.