The Kingdom of Solcolin is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 142 million Solcolese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The very strong Solcolese economy, worth 10.3 trillion Solcolese Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 72,816 Solcolese Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,614 per year while the poor average 7,526, a ratio of 50.4 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, the new one Solcolese Dinar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Solcolin's national animal is the Torevian Lion.

Solcolin is ranked 90,856^th in the world and 5,253^rd in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,816.16 Standard Monetary Units.