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The People's Republic of Solesie

“One Nation, One Color, Only one Folk” Supreme Commissioner Jelena Petrovna

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Calme Ybovien

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Solesie

Population9.142 billion

CapitalOlezhyr-Marrivka
LeaderSupreme Commissioner Jelena Petrovna
FaithState atheism

CurrencySolesian rouble
Animalant

The People's Republic of Solesie is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commissioner Jelena Petrovna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.142 billion Solesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olezhyr-Marrivka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Solesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,253 trillion Solesian roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 574,645 Solesian roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Solesians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, every workday begins with group therapy, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solesie's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Solesie is ranked 221,577th in the world and 27th in Calme Ybovien for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 85.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39thMost Patriotic: 56thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 124thHighest Poor Incomes: 128thLowest Crime Rates: 203rdHighest Average Incomes: 259thMost Corrupt Governments: 275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 346thBest Weather: 358thHighest Average Tax Rates: 362ndLargest Governments: 367thMost Advanced Public Education: 389thMost Developed: 440thLongest Average Lifespans: 471stLargest Black Market: 489thMost Secular: 522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 527thMost Advanced Public Transport: 537thMost Beautiful Environments: 584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 644thHealthiest Citizens: 793rdSmartest Citizens: 1,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,171stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,003rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,619thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,745thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,265thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,402ndMost Authoritarian: 3,675thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,495thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,519thMost Conservative: 7,798thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,762ndTop
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Most Influential: 20,556thMost Extreme: 26,121st
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, glamping Solesians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Supreme Commissioner Jelena Petrovna wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Solesie, war criminals are given full state funerals.

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