Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Hispano Germanic Alliance
The Dictatorship of Something is Awesome is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.926 billion Something is Awesomeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Something is Awesomean economy, worth 68.6 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Average income is 6,906 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending is on the increase, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Something is Awesome's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Something is Awesome is ranked 287,707th in the world and 3,138th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Something is Awesome was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Something is Awesome was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Something is Awesome was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Something is Awesome's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
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Something is Awesome's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
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Something is Awesome's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance fell from "Squire" to "Page".
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Something is Awesome's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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Something is Awesome relocated from Agrica to Hispano Germanic Alliance.
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Something is Awesome was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Something is Awesome's influence in Agrica fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".