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The Dictatorship of Something is Awesome

“Things explode”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Hispano Germanic Alliance

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Something is Awesome

Population9.926 billion

Currencyregion
Animalblack hawk

The Dictatorship of Something is Awesome is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.926 billion Something is Awesomeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Something is Awesomean economy, worth 68.6 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Average income is 6,906 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending is on the increase, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Something is Awesome's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Something is Awesome is ranked 287,707th in the world and 3,138th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 409thMost Income Equality: 923rdMost Extreme: 1,539thMost Conservative: 1,633rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 33,145thMost Pacifist: 34,607th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 56th in the regionMost Conservative: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionTop
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Safest: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 260th in the regionMost Pacifist: 304th in the regionMost Cultured: 310th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 374th in the regionNicest Citizens: 384th in the region

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