The Kingdom of Sou Beil is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yoitsu Sachiro III with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The humorless, devout population of 16.166 billion Sou Beilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutoni. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sou Beilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Trenni Silvers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,084 Trenni Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Sou Beilian Embarrassments, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sou Beil's national animal is the Griffon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pagan.

Sou Beil is ranked 101,086^th in the world and 5,545^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 68,084.68 Standard Monetary Units.