The Republic of Sou Tros Soceland is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.02 billion Socelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angleco. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Socelandian economy, worth 351 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,542 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sou Tros Soceland's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sou Tros Soceland is ranked 16,662^nd in the world and 237^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.