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The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia

“Don't just hope for a better life.... vote for one” The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Lands End

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South-Central Rhodesia

Population11.687 billion

CapitalSalisbury
LeaderThe Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party
FaithAnglican - Church of England

CurrencyRhodesian Pound
AnimalFoxy Fox

The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.687 billion South-Central Rhodesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South-Central Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,111 trillion Rhodesian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 266,240 Rhodesian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown. South-Central Rhodesia's national animal is the Foxy Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican - Church of England.

South-Central Rhodesia is ranked 12,837th in the world and 5th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 1,962.79216742332 days.

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Most Influential: 310thLargest Retail Industry: 655thRudest Citizens: 1,710thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,834thFattest Citizens: 1,927thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,697thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,496thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,298thHighest Average Incomes: 4,307thMost Efficient Economies: 4,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,267thLargest Black Market: 5,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,939thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,648thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,752ndHighest Economic Output: 6,886thMost Cultured: 7,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,246thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,299thLargest Mining Sector: 9,547thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,570thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,060thSmartest Citizens: 10,650thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,940thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,019thLargest Governments: 12,725thMost Stationary: 12,837thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,060thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,754thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,906thMost Patriotic: 18,921stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,957thMost Armed: 19,054thHighest Food Quality: 19,823rdMost Developed: 22,574th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the region

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