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The Democratic States of South Central Siberia

“Scientia, gladius et virtus”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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South Central Siberia

Population676 million

CapitalNovosibirsk

CurrencySiberian Dollar
Animalbeaver

The Democratic States of South Central Siberia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 676 million South Central Siberians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.

The frighteningly efficient South Central Siberian economy, worth 84.5 trillion Siberian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,068 Siberian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making South Central Siberians any less frightened, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Central Siberia's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Central Siberia is ranked 73,730th in the world and 3,260th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 60.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,945thMost Influential: 3,883rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,631stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,477thMost Developed: 14,957thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,630thSafest: 16,163rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 297th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 353rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 360th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 375th in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionMost Developed: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 537th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 564th in the regionMost Cultured: 572nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 579th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 585th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 586th in the regionSafest: 620th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 638th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 663rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : South Central Siberia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Drakan Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making South Central Siberians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Siberian Dollars to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in South Central Siberia, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.

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