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The Kingdom of South Kalmaria

“May God be with us.”

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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


South Kalmaria

Population5.989 billion

CapitalNouvelle Orléans
LeaderPrime Minister Jules Bernard

CurrencySouth Kalmarian Franc

The Kingdom of South Kalmaria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jules Bernard with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.989 billion South Kalmarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouvelle Orléans. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Kalmarian economy, worth 795 trillion South Kalmarian Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,841 South Kalmarian Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Prime Minister Jules Bernard's questionably sane new coalition partners, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. South Kalmaria's national animal is the seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

South Kalmaria is ranked 12,934th in the world and 710th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,566.77 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,453rdTop
Most Influential: 2,616thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,485thMost Inclusive: 5,674thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,534thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,630thNicest Citizens: 6,761stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,613thBest Weather: 9,644thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,711thLargest Black Market: 10,731stLargest Retail Industry: 10,775thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,076thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,934thMost Developed: 13,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,057thSmartest Citizens: 14,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,452ndMost Cultured: 16,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,970thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,874thHighest Average Incomes: 18,896thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,850thMost Pacifist: 20,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,632ndHighest Economic Output: 23,368th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 239th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 252nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 256th in the regionMost Inclusive: 360th in the regionNicest Citizens: 370th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 378th in the regionLargest Black Market: 438th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 538th in the regionBest Weather: 561st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 574th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 578th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 596th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 602nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 643rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 644th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 660th in the regionNudest: 668th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 682nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 710th in the regionRudest Citizens: 729th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 755th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 761st in the regionMost Developed: 762nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 768th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 794th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 832nd in the regionMost Cultured: 843rd in the regionMost Influential: 880th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 901st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 983rd in the region

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