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The Free United Samrajya of South Kerala

“All good and perfect things from above”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: India

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South Kerala

Population2.028 billion

CapitalSyndabatiam
LeaderHooragan Lhanpi
FaithDravidism

CurrencyKunti
AnimalMalayalam Elephant

The Free United Samrajya of South Kerala is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hooragan Lhanpi with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.028 billion South Malayalees are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndabatiam. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse South Malayalee economy, worth 186 trillion Kuntis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,780 Kuntis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Malayalam Elephant hunting institutions, South Malayalee tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Kerala's national animal is the Malayalam Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dravidism.

South Kerala is ranked 189,119th in the world and 96th in India for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,785thLargest Mining Sector: 7,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,116thTop
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Most Influential: 12,622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,418thLargest Black Market: 17,188th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, South Malayalee tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Malayalam Elephant hunting institutions.
  • : South Kerala endorsed The Constitutional Anarchy of Chalakudy.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : South Kerala was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : South Kerala was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, school uniforms are compulsory.

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