The Federation of South Ostrobothnia WSC is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.111 billion South Ostrobothnia WSCians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 56.3%.

The powerhouse South Ostrobothnia WSCian economy, worth 79.8 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,828 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Ostrobothnia WSC's national animal is the gamble.

South Ostrobothnia WSC is ranked 275,068^th in the world and 20^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.