The United Monarchal Provinces of South Poopistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Grey III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.434 billion Halans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiporile. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Halan economy, worth 630 trillion Tiporilise Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 84,754 Tiporilise Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize South Poopistan's beaches, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Poopistan's national animal is the Northern Tiporile Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

South Poopistan is ranked 131,803^rd in the world and 64^th in Ridgefield for Nudest, with 144.25 cheeks per square mile.