The Constitutional Monarchy of Southern-Oron is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Arhis XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 1.827 billion Southern-Oronians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shhaalmaar. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Southern-Oronian economy, worth 112 trillion Keschims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,574 Keschims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, much of Southern-Oron's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Southern-Oron's national animal is the Oronian cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholicism.

Southern-Oron is ranked 221,325^th in the world and 91^st in Right to Life for Most Extreme, scoring 13.31 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.