The Republic of Southern Aurithe Jesen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.292 billion Southern Aurithe Jesenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Southern Aurithe Jesenian economy, worth 482 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,704 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,680 per year while the poor average 6,586, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Southern Aurithe Jesen's national animal is the horse.

Southern Aurithe Jesen is ranked 262,875^th in the world and 1,088^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.78 law-abiding acts per hour.