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The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands

“For the Love of the South”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Southern Giraffe Islands

Population2.896 billion

CapitalBikini City
LeaderGrand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse
FaithPharaohism

Currencypeach
Animalgiraffe

The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.896 billion Giraffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Giraffe Islandsian economy, worth 862 trillion peaches a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,831 peaches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the diplomatic corps stinks, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Giraffe Islands's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pharaohism.

Southern Giraffe Islands is ranked 178,669th in the world and 7,742nd in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.09 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 450thMost Subsidized Industry: 532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 728thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 906thMost Ignorant Citizens: 920thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,064thMost Influential: 1,115thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,122ndMost Armed: 1,374thFattest Citizens: 1,473rdLargest Black Market: 1,799thHighest Average Incomes: 1,995thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,267thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,272ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,374thMost Cultured: 2,709thNudest: 2,917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,614thRudest Citizens: 4,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,428thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,663rdLargest Governments: 5,006thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,309thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,604thLargest Retail Industry: 6,186thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,926thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,328thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,541stHighest Economic Output: 19,707th
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Most Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 72nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionMost Cultured: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 222nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Governments: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 263rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 302nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 310th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 318th in the regionMost Influential: 435th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 532nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 599th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 619th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 834th in the region

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