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The Renegade Colony of Southern Yermaney

“crush, kill, destroy, swag”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Deutschland

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Southern Yermaney

Population20.445 billion

CapitalLost Hills
LeaderJohn Maxson
Faithpost-theism

Currencybent bottle cap
Animaldeathclaw

The Renegade Colony of Southern Yermaney is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Maxson with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.445 billion South Yermans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lost Hills. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Yerman economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion bent bottle caps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,199 bent bottle caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Yermaney's national animal is the deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is post-theism.

Southern Yermaney is ranked 24,877th in the world and 4th in Deutschland for Nudest, with 215.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,656thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,019thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,190thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,435thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,953rdLargest Populations: 6,246thMost Developed: 6,293rdMost Cultured: 6,338thHighest Economic Output: 6,431stMost Stationary: 6,437thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,833rdSmartest Citizens: 7,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,313thMost Pacifist: 8,671stHealthiest Citizens: 10,970thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,305thBest Weather: 12,696thSafest: 14,645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,763rdMost Secular: 16,007thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,055thNicest Citizens: 18,124thMost Influential: 18,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,573rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Southern Yermaney was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Southern Yermaney was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Southern Yermaney was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Southern Yermaney was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Southern Yermaney was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Yermaney, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Yermaney, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Yermaney, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Yermaney, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Yermaney, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.

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