The Federation of Southwest Finland WSC is a huge, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 875 million Southwest Finland WSCians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Southwest Finland WSCian economy, worth 47.4 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,147 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southwest Finland WSC's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southwest Finland WSC is ranked 262,859^th in the world and 21^st in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Primitive, scoring -139.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.