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The Black Army of Soviet Catgirls

“Nyan! Workers of the world unite!” Cortie

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Leftist Assembly

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Soviet Catgirls

Population1.318 billion

CapitalIskandria Commune
LeaderCortie
FaithAnarcho-communism

Currencycrypto-mean-of-production
Animalcat

The Black Army of Soviet Catgirls is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cortie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.318 billion Soviet Catgirls hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iskandria Commune. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Catgirl economy, worth 276 trillion crypto-means-of-production a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,811 crypto-means-of-production, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Soviet Catgirls's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarcho-communism.

Soviet Catgirls is ranked 240,832nd in the world and 497th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 29.72 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Armed: 1,674thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031stHighest Drug Use: 2,420thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,826thMost Influential: 2,987thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,133rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,181stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,426thHighest Crime Rates: 4,003rdRudest Citizens: 4,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,432ndMost Inclusive: 4,960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,726thHighest Average Incomes: 5,819thFattest Citizens: 5,867thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,534thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,897thLargest Black Market: 7,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,334thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,513thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,682ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,112thNudest: 10,377thSmartest Citizens: 10,485thLargest Governments: 11,047thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,136thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,927thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,512thMost Cultured: 13,544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,647thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,734thMost Developed: 14,315thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,549thMost Secular: 14,946thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,105thMost Efficient Economies: 16,912thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,531st
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 113 » Dyl, Antinios, Anioniotopia, Ephros, New Volica, Nangka, Llorens, Nepacton Murt, Roma Norte, NeoXoleria, Sincadenas, Kawany, Anarchocommunists of the World, Revilluca, Martilliopen, Alans Land, Transcommunist Republics, Ghillemear, The Great Comrades of the Revolution, Socialist Great Picardy, Carolia Aurea, Silverfish37, United Socialist Republics of LAN, Depro, New Russsia, Labuepe, Manoaf, Henchikurin, Grod Island, New Arkados, Super Awesome Fun Times, Caellus, Chapolia Zranzia, Republic of Braz, Argentigrad, Fizzopolis, Rorlenland, Leveille, Caspersland, Asturies-Llion, Roulantinia, Kaamapoori, Kongoland, Lisle, Slackertown, Armenasia, Girlboys, Old Corus, Socialist Columbia, Digitotuo, and 63 others.Agatep, Zedsix, North Amherst, Deppo, Necrozia, Korvias, Athenianous, Spmglandia, Vesmeau, Picuros, The Gaturacia, Claiomha, Isola Di Macall, Czechnin, Harleying, Maxese, Khoridan, Pissing Yourself, Creatrix, Rolmong, THE LIFTIST UNION, Lastolana, Zaratov, Harrada, Eloren, Yoodong, Greater Kralltopia, Coung Komands, New Lonopolian Empire, Yuu-nyan, Helionyx, Smoothie Magic, Okaraya, AnarchoGamerville, Rigaloria, Idontknowium, South Miruva, Ezmwalia, Los Estados Socialistas del Cono Sur, Eastern Botswana, Serbanovia, Alangrad, Zinrel, New Sib, Green Green World, Sitien, Sauros, Polotsk And Vitebsk, Cheart, Gensokyo Alter, Das Pardgulew, Proodka, Almadora, Graywall, Wagrurg, Temiscira, Eskhaton, Bibliothique, New Samon, Banbanus, Podria, South Glesga, and Narodnya.

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