Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: The United Empires of Carson
Population | 13.671 billion |
Capital | Moskau |
Leader | The Duke |
Faith | DUKISM |
Currency | Dukietag |
Animal | bear |
The God-dom of Soviet Union Dukie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Duke with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.671 billion Soviet Union Dukieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet Union Dukiean economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion Dukietags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,846 Dukietags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, the "Rump Diet" is all the rage, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Union Dukie's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is DUKISM.
Soviet Union Dukie is ranked 12,225th in the world and 1st in The United Empires of Carson for Most Stationary, with 2,048.3895570854 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soviet Union Dukie's influence in The United Empires of Carson rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Superpower".
- : Soviet Union Dukie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Union Dukie, public urination is on the increase.
- : Soviet Union Dukie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Union Dukie, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
- : Soviet Union Dukie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Soviet Union Dukie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Union Dukie, the "Rump Diet" is all the rage.
- : Soviet Union Dukie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Soviet Union Dukie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.