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The God-dom of Soviet Union Dukie

“Fame and Fortune to us all... HO HO HO HO HO HEY” The Duke

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The United Empires of Carson

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Soviet Union Dukie

Population13.671 billion

CapitalMoskau
LeaderThe Duke
FaithDUKISM

CurrencyDukietag
Animalbear

The God-dom of Soviet Union Dukie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Duke with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.671 billion Soviet Union Dukieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Union Dukiean economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion Dukietags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,846 Dukietags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, the "Rump Diet" is all the rage, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Union Dukie's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is DUKISM.

Soviet Union Dukie is ranked 12,225th in the world and 1st in The United Empires of Carson for Most Stationary, with 2,048.3895570854 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,535thLargest Black Market: 1,845thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,347thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,064thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,662ndMost Avoided: 5,331stLargest Retail Industry: 5,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,810thMost Influential: 6,083rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,110thMost Armed: 6,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,326thMost Secular: 7,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,267thHighest Economic Output: 8,733rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,858thLargest Mining Sector: 10,387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,890thHighest Average Incomes: 11,626thMost Stationary: 12,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,552ndNudest: 12,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,061stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,642ndTop
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Largest Governments: 15,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,719thMost Developed: 17,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,541st
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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