Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Balder
Population | 14.42 billion |
Currency | no currency |
Animal | sea ant |
The United Socialist States of Sowjet Union is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.42 billion Sowjet Unionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Sowjet Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,554 trillion no currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 177,156 no currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, where there's smoke there's the Sowjet Unionian Forestry Department, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sowjet Union's national animal is the sea ant, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Sowjet Union is ranked 295,792nd in the world and 10,255th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 2.62 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, where there's smoke there's the Sowjet Unionian Forestry Department.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
- : Sowjet Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.