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The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde

“WAAAAGH” The Glorious and Infalliable Leader

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: PolCompBall Discord

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Space Ork Horde

Population14.113 billion

CapitalWherever
LeaderThe Glorious and Infalliable Leader

CurrencyRock
AnimalRock

The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.113 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Space Ork economy, worth a remarkable 9,272 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 657,018 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,931,530 per year while the poor average 49,902, a ratio of 78.8 to 1.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Space Ork Horde is ranked 7,336th in the world and 1st in PolCompBall Discord for Smartest Citizens, with 109.13 quips per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thMost Patriotic: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 138thLargest Black Market: 211thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thMost Armed: 313thMost Secular: 360thMost Avoided: 449thLargest Governments: 760thFattest Citizens: 851stLargest Insurance Industry: 905thHighest Economic Output: 908thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,088thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,225thLargest Mining Sector: 1,282ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,301stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,882ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,545thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,708thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,289thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,467thSmartest Citizens: 7,336thMost Conservative: 8,770thMost Efficient Economies: 9,691stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,432ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,412thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,789thLargest Retail Industry: 15,990thMost Influential: 21,082ndMost Authoritarian: 23,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,239thLargest Populations: 26,929thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,324th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Space Ork Horde.

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