Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: PolCompBall Discord
Population | 14.113 billion |
Capital | Wherever |
Leader | The Glorious and Infalliable Leader |
Currency | Rock |
Animal | Rock |
The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.113 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Space Ork economy, worth a remarkable 9,272 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 657,018 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,931,530 per year while the poor average 49,902, a ratio of 78.8 to 1.
Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Space Ork Horde is ranked 7,336th in the world and 1st in PolCompBall Discord for Smartest Citizens, with 109.13 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Space Ork Horde, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
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Space Ork Horde, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
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Space Ork Horde, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in
Space Ork Horde, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
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Space Ork Horde, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
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Space Ork Horde, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
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Space Ork Horde, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
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Space Ork Horde, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
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Space Ork Horde, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
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Space Ork Horde, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Space Ork Horde.