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The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde

“WAAAAGH” The Glorious and Infalliable Leader

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: PolCompBall Discord

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Space Ork Horde

Population7.141 billion

CapitalWherever
LeaderThe Glorious and Infalliable Leader

CurrencyRock
AnimalRock

The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.141 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient A Space Ork economy, worth a remarkable 3,787 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 530,359 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,196,493 per year while the poor average 39,579, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Space Ork Horde is ranked 692nd in the world and 1st in PolCompBall Discord for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 28,075.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 186thHighest Average Incomes: 221stMost Secular: 273rdMost Armed: 354thMost Corrupt Governments: 405thLargest Black Market: 406thMost Avoided: 477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 614thLargest Mining Sector: 692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 782ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 860thLargest Insurance Industry: 876thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 885thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 942ndFattest Citizens: 1,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,374thLargest Governments: 1,559thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,702ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,871stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,201stHighest Economic Output: 2,878thRudest Citizens: 5,798thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,824thLargest Retail Industry: 5,962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,438thMost Conservative: 7,462ndSmartest Citizens: 9,597thLowest Crime Rates: 10,309thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,830thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,201stMost Authoritarian: 18,538thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,911thMost Extreme: 20,582nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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