The Kingdom of Spain In The South is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Alberto Núñez Feijóo with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.803 billion Spanishes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Spain In The Southian economy, worth a remarkable 4,346 trillion EMUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 368,292 EMUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,364,564 per year while the poor average 23,331, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-EMU mansions, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Alberto Núñez Feijóo's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Spain In The South's national animal is the Hispanic Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Spain In The South is ranked 59,841^st in the world and 33^rd in European Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.82 law-abiding acts per hour.