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The Dystopian Nightmare Horde of Spanelsko

“You Can't Stop Chaos” The Great Supreme Lord Khan

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Confederacy of Free Nations

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Spanelsko

Population4.295 billion

CapitalAskana
LeaderThe Great Supreme Lord Khan
FaithCult of Chaos

CurrencyArma 3
Animaltiger

The Dystopian Nightmare Horde of Spanelsko is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Supreme Lord Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.295 billion Spanelskoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Askana. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spanelskoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion Arma 3s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 389,546 Arma 3s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Spanelskoan flag can be displayed, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Spanelskoan Embarrassments, and street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spanelsko's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Chaos.

Spanelsko is ranked 108,043rd in the world and 45th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 37.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 406thLargest Black Market: 533rdHighest Average Incomes: 632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 686thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 894thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 897thRudest Citizens: 918thMost Armed: 1,015thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,536thLargest Mining Sector: 1,745thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,025thMost Avoided: 2,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,424thFattest Citizens: 3,534thLargest Retail Industry: 3,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,754thMost Secular: 3,825thNudest: 3,896thLargest Governments: 3,969thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,815thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,433rdMost Influential: 5,602ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,780thSmartest Citizens: 5,856thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,734thHighest Economic Output: 7,515thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,176thMost Cultured: 10,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,178th
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5%
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spanelsko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Spanelsko lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Spanelskoan Embarrassments.
  • : Spanelsko was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Spanelskoan flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
  • : Spanelsko was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, the election for The Great Supreme Lord Khan's office's janitor is heating up.

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