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The Dystopian Nightmare Horde of Spanelsko

“You Can't Stop Chaos” The Great Supreme Lord Khan

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Confederacy of Free Nations

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Spanelsko

Population6.19 billion

CapitalAskana
LeaderThe Great Supreme Lord Khan
FaithCult of Chaos

CurrencyArma 3
Animaltiger

The Dystopian Nightmare Horde of Spanelsko is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Supreme Lord Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.19 billion Spanelskoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Askana. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Spanelskoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,677 trillion Arma 3s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 432,623 Arma 3s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spanelsko's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Chaos.

Spanelsko is ranked 4,265th in the world and 3rd in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,856.23 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 243rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 346thHighest Average Incomes: 531stLargest Black Market: 578thMost Armed: 827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 832ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,020thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,215thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,225thFattest Citizens: 1,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,965thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,161stMost Avoided: 2,557thLargest Governments: 2,734thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,903rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,016thMost Efficient Economies: 3,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,265thLargest Retail Industry: 3,693rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,937thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,265thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,459thSmartest Citizens: 4,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,812thHighest Economic Output: 4,909thNudest: 6,011thMost Influential: 6,517thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,055thMost Cultured: 7,534thMost Developed: 10,162ndTop
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Most Secular: 11,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,347thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,268th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Spanelsko lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Spanelsko lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanelsko, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness.

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