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The Dominion of Sparsdan

“Beer & Freedom”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Free Nations Region



Population978 million



The Dominion of Sparsdan is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Dadoun with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 978 million Humans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guinness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth 122 trillion beers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 125,443 beers, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, begun the Clone Wars have, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, and Dadoun has just been declared ruler of Sparsdan in an international press conference. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sparsdan's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sparsdan is ranked 9,755th in the world and 40th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,443.66 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 1,784thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,257thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,323rdFattest Citizens: 2,336thMost Avoided: 2,698thLargest Retail Industry: 2,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,067thHighest Crime Rates: 3,197thMost Influential: 4,224thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,316thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,557thNudest: 5,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,009thRudest Citizens: 6,418thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,485thLargest Mining Sector: 7,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,080thMost Armed: 9,664thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,755thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,577thHighest Average Incomes: 20,333rdHighest Drug Use: 20,746th
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the region

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