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The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole

“You never go full spazz.” the Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population5.698 billion

CapitalThe Wet Spot
Leaderthe Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Currencybuck fitty

The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.698 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 177,409 buck fitties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 604,518 per year while the poor average 38,345, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, school football matches are usually five-a-side, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, and package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 72,448th in the world and 2,913th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,779.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 896thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,211thHighest Crime Rates: 1,228thLargest Retail Industry: 1,311thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,525thFattest Citizens: 1,656thMost Influential: 1,753rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,946thTop
Most Armed: 2,316thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,559thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,676thHighest Drug Use: 2,737thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,094thMost Avoided: 5,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,650thMost Inclusive: 8,015thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,225thHighest Average Incomes: 8,714thMost Efficient Economies: 10,074thLargest Black Market: 10,337thTop
Nudest: 10,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,157thSmartest Citizens: 11,186thMost Cultured: 11,549thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,614thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,005thHighest Economic Output: 16,583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,420thMost Politically Free: 17,452ndMost Secular: 17,497thMost Stationary: 17,776thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18,794th
Highest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Avoided: 132nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 180th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 188th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionLargest Black Market: 285th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 291st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionNudest: 326th in the regionMost Cultured: 331st in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 374th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 408th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 409th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 423rd in the regionLargest Populations: 480th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 489th in the regionMost Secular: 625th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 712th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 730th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 750th in the region

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