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The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole

“You never go full spazz.” the Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific



Population6.146 billion

CapitalThe Wet Spot
Leaderthe Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Currencybuck fitty

The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.146 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 176,783 buck fitties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, the NHS has recently been discontinued, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 1,827th in the world and 187th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 52,276 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 993rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,286thHighest Crime Rates: 1,379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,381stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,613thFattest Citizens: 1,748thMost Influential: 1,827thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,190thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,523rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,595thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,626thMost Armed: 2,702ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,462ndMost Avoided: 6,906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,299thMost Inclusive: 8,085thHighest Average Incomes: 8,868thLargest Black Market: 8,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,938thMost Efficient Economies: 10,335thSmartest Citizens: 10,628thNudest: 10,857thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,242ndMost Cultured: 11,828thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,404thHighest Economic Output: 15,657thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,766thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,155thMost Stationary: 17,158thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,957thMost Secular: 18,106thMost Politically Free: 20,463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,525th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 171st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 177th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 231st in the regionMost Avoided: 234th in the regionLargest Black Market: 269th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionMost Inclusive: 275th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 285th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionMost Stationary: 322nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 323rd in the regionNudest: 330th in the regionMost Cultured: 334th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 352nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 370th in the regionMost Politically Free: 381st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 428th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 442nd in the regionLargest Populations: 463rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 490th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 529th in the regionMost Secular: 640th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 139 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tsunamy, Belschaft, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Drugged Monkeys, Jehenna, Hanguk-Nippon, Aidenfieeld, Luddinlande, Darakin, Linguiniland, Rebel-topia, The naked people, Escevola, Aywhyou, Moreana, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Sedunn, Si-topia, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Tsvetania, Saciu, New Briantown, Calistan, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Corgitopiaa, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Vincent Field, Xandev, Qvait, The Filippinas, Land Without Shrimp, USNE2018, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Dasko, Stoniamera, New Juan Carlos Land, Amerion, PenguinPies, and 89 others.Aurcania, Jennaterra, Imperial Duck, Omiri, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, Direwolf1, Astraee, Yeldarbsland, Bear Connors Paradiso, Crystal Creation, Madreia, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Kandorith, Greater Hyrulang, Erfton, Curlyhoward, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Fasire, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Utondara, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Iym Winterless, Abarri, United Crumburrtha Federation, Sumalyo, Westerlonia, Moonshining, ChickenDome, Holy Free, Quh, Kervanosia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Compli, East Nagaland, Shefino, The Worst army of, Auphelia, LadyRebels, Laamiva, Erimo, Vega Naothia, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Nowa Europa, West Fallows, Well F, Royaltica, Aschenburg, Myness, Kedjens, Midand, Concrete Slab, Avia Lavanda, Catillos, Jazzfrezia, House Ahsanul, Terreno Travato, Merevane, Philippinia, Tepertopia, Qawe, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Kricivk, Ovkianos, Brunier, Andinla, Klobitien, Ofaria, Kaoia, The land of Hades, Alfama, Drazilazi, Seythennia, Vanbella, Integria, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, and Novum Sina.

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