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The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole

“You never go full spazz.” the Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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Spazzhole

Population3.767 billion

CapitalThe Wet Spot
Leaderthe Grand Moff Spazzlordian
FaithSpazzizm

Currencybuck fitty
Animalspazzmorph

The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.767 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth 707 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 187,912 buck fitties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,156,874 per year while the poor average 13,296, a ratio of 87.0 to 1.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, the diplomatic corps stinks, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is totally unknown. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 22,968th in the world and 740th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 895thRudest Citizens: 1,109thTop
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,585thLargest Retail Industry: 2,147thMost Influential: 2,171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,205thFattest Citizens: 3,797thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,248thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,486thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,366thLargest Black Market: 6,389thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,469thHighest Average Incomes: 6,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,834thMost Inclusive: 6,965thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,788thMost Pro-Market: 7,831stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,204thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,322ndHighest Drug Use: 8,490thMost Efficient Economies: 8,695thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,624thSmartest Citizens: 11,039thMost Developed: 12,896thLargest Governments: 14,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,972nd
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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 183rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 189th in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 250th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 253rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 265th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 301st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 333rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 344th in the regionNudest: 364th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 370th in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionMost Developed: 392nd in the regionMost Stationary: 436th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 477th in the regionMost Armed: 515th in the regionMost Secular: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 543rd in the regionMost Cultured: 562nd in the regionLargest Populations: 577th in the regionMost Extreme: 583rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spazzhole was endorsed by The United Duchies of Ruvonia.
  • : Spazzhole was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of IkJan.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.

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