Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Jihad Army of the Emperor
Population | 8.496 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 5 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.496 billion Spice Harvester 5ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 5ian economy, worth 677 trillion spices a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 79,696 spices, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 5's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Spice Harvester 5 is ranked 165,303rd in the world and 390th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.68 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, no one cares when it's your birthday.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 5, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer.
- : Spice Harvester 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Spice Harvester 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.