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The United States of Spmglandia

“Everyone is welcome in Spmglandia”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The Leftist Assembly



Population4.939 billion


CurrencySpmglandian Dollar

The United States of Spmglandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.939 billion Spmglandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bentelay. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Spmglandian economy, worth 517 trillion Spmglandian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,717 Spmglandian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spmglandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spmglandia is ranked 154,260th in the world and 174th in The Leftist Assembly for Rudest Citizens, with 40.76 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,076thNicest Citizens: 5,096thMost Pacifist: 6,129thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,279thMost Inclusive: 6,453rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,898thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,121stMost Influential: 7,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,768thBest Weather: 7,968thHealthiest Citizens: 8,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,507thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,771stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,827thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,363rdSafest: 9,882ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,377thMost Cultured: 10,536thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,384thMost Secular: 13,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,511thLowest Crime Rates: 13,981stSmartest Citizens: 14,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,265thLargest Governments: 15,907thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,344th

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