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The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions

“DERP!!!!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The League of Conservative Nations

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Spode Humbled Minions

Population7.051 billion

CapitalCairo

Currencyderpfund
Animalsharkderp

The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.051 billion derp have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient derp economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion derpfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,166 derpfunds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is totally unknown. Spode Humbled Minions's national animal is the sharkderp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spode Humbled Minions is ranked 3,327th in the world and 1st in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Pacifist, with 174.46 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 647thMost Inclusive: 718thLargest Welfare Programs: 788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 800thMost Advanced Public Education: 826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 849thMost Developed: 899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,106thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,114thMost Cultured: 1,151stLargest Governments: 1,200thSmartest Citizens: 1,250thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,484thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,823rdNicest Citizens: 2,693rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,793rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,053rdNudest: 3,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,212thMost Pacifist: 3,327thHighest Average Incomes: 3,334thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,151stHealthiest Citizens: 4,284thMost Influential: 4,520thRudest Citizens: 5,135thMost Efficient Economies: 5,877thHighest Economic Output: 7,582ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,923rdBest Weather: 10,915thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,953rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,955thMost Secular: 14,290th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Spode Humbled Minions lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Spode Humbled Minions voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Derp Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, people's charity begins and ends at home.

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