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The Historical Artifact of Sporaltryus

“I trust in reality as it could be, not as it is.” Jasper Calastof

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific



Population7.259 billion

LeaderJasper Calastof


The Historical Artifact of Sporaltryus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jasper Calastof with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.259 billion Sporaltryans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castietya. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The large but sluggish Sporaltryan economy, worth 378 trillion Sii-Siis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,097 Sii-Siis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sporaltryus's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonicism.

Sporaltryus is ranked 99,614th in the world and 3,969th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 53.13 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Nudest: 842ndMost Pacifist: 1,103rdTop
Safest: 1,699thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,593rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,687thLargest Governments: 3,163rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,665thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,746thHealthiest Citizens: 4,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,441stMost Influential: 4,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,839thNicest Citizens: 5,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,692ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,362ndBest Weather: 6,595thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,262ndMost Inclusive: 7,768thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,898thMost Cultured: 10,181stMost Income Equality: 10,218thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,680thMost Secular: 13,054thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,319th
Nudest: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 182nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 197th in the regionBest Weather: 202nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Inclusive: 273rd in the regionMost Cultured: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd in the regionLargest Populations: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 318th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 333rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 411th in the regionMost Secular: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 478th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 581st in the region

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