The Unicorntopia of Springwalla is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Filgore Trout with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.752 billion Springwallans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Springwallan economy, worth 183 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,634 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Springwalla is ranked 173,101^st in the world and 2,791^st in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,151.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.