“Whatever It Takes!” Captain Funk
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Faith||Disciples of Funk|
|Currency||good boy point|
The Kingdom of Spunkland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Funk with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.833 billion Spunkishes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spunky City. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Spunklandian economy, worth 470 trillion good boy points a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,845 good boy points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, a government program is underway to revitalize Spunkland's beaches, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spunkland's national animal is the Scary Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disciples of Funk.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Spunkland was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
- : Spunkland was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
- : Following new legislation in Spunkland, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Spunkland endorsed The Democratic Social Republic of Makersaulache.
- : Spunkland endorsed The Great Empire of Dramanian.
- : Spunkland endorsed The Edan Republic of Lunallian.
- : Spunkland endorsed The Empire of Some Random TNP Nation.
- : Spunkland endorsed The People's Republic of Grimandia.
- : Spunkland endorsed The Protectorate of Cuyan.
- : Spunkland endorsed The Commonwealth of New Octicarg.
Endorsements Received: 187 » Aetulia, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Aroa, Revolutionary Sealand, Alunya, Agharya, Saturns Edge, Kuveria, The Austro Germanic Union, Arzenoa, Sundred, Newpromisedland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Dutchyland, Buckerino, Alice Gardens, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Corfad, Arimbia, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Aeolist, Amauri, Karazan, Dicko, Analomink, Acrabinnia, Frances Francis the First of France, Yaorozu, Ethnon, Beautifil Russia of The Future, BrightFutures, Babacar, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Omnistria, Atheenos, Kwaj, Sea Ghost, Chukstik Illahi, Koda-Land, Napnomadia, Selfgradatude, Kasazzastan, and 137 others.Anna Airters, Guslantis, Blackphir, Torakuen, Shin-Hachioji, Soviet Terran, Holy Oranz, Antiyard, Steraz, Novare Res, United Draconia, Ibiscaton, Sil Dorsett, Jasminlandia, Ara Antrizuls, New Bremerton, Black Templares, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Humptalumpta, North Bratislava, Amerian States, SORT, Ice and Tinian, Guer Aike, Q w e r t y, PlanetPunk, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sunto, Egalico, The Iron Lions, The Gamer Party, Breduria, Longsword01, Bonjoura, Daiz, Sheldanada, Union of Austria-Hungary, David Davidson, Brettenia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Cloydicia, Altivia, Diodone, Dopeland420, Camarthen, Niradans, Siwale, Ausnakulia, Cinnibar, Maott, Fayyayid, Elder Realms, Ninjak30, Detrivania, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Wineclaw, Ucatski, Calamazo, Raseus, Joodey, Zemnaya Svoboda, Solmetria, Federation Terra Australis, Steampunk Ariel, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Dadastan Archipelago, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Orven, Pasargad, Changjo, Trillius, Dawn Guard, Arquan, Angwayster, Kulgatha, Tsardom of Leonlandia, General COE, Unimaginable Doom, Unsophisticate, Rydeum, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Valhalla123, Antityranicals, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Wilkshire, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Bearical, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Utopicican, Princely Irbis, Juggernautilus, Seenvorland, Concordare, Orado, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Duerrlewang, Makersaulache, Dramanian, Lunallian, Some Random TNP Nation, Grimandia, Cuyan, New Octicarg, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Warcaa, The Stratosphere Islands, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ponantine, Racoda, and Great Robertia.